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only i didn't use the word resignation. i used lots of shorter words. all right, jake, shouldn't you be doing your homework? no, i wanna watch this. i think we should have a drink to celebrate. i mean, we don't need the money that she's giving me, do we? we can cope financially, as long as you're pulling in a wage. and you know what? i've been thinking, and i think we should do that world trip idea of yours. i've got to stop seeing bear-traps everywhere. we could rent this house out while we're away, and you could teach while we're on the road. i mean, it's easy. you just need to get a reference from the school. yay! i'm free! um, mom-- ( phone rings ) i bet that will be veronica begging me to reconsider. i bet it isn't. ♪ i said this time and time again that i'm going to leave home, and now i really am. isn't this nice? wine, and my grown up son at the table... and wine. i woke up at 3:00 this morning, and he was in the garden putting bottles into boxes. you can't just do things like this and think you're going to get away with it! sue, is-- everythi
only i didn't use the word resignation. i used lots of shorter words. all right, jake, shouldn't you be doing your homework? no, i wanna watch this. i think we should have a drink to celebrate. i mean, we don't need the money that she's giving me, do we? we can cope financially, as long as you're pulling in a wage. and you know what? i've been thinking, and i think we should do that world trip idea of yours. i've got to stop seeing bear-traps everywhere. we could rent this house out while we're...
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Jan 21, 2011
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you don't want to use that. it's got holes in it. i know, but i'm gonna put this-- hold on, because i've got a really very good idea. keep holding! pass that over, will you? can you climb over and help him? help him? how? well, hold it. hold what? the box! otherwise, it'll go everywhere! no, i... i'd have to take my seatbelt off. well, live a little! go on! we all know how much you like to break the rules! ( horn honks ) if you do that one more time, i'm gonna...! okay. now, you're gonna have to-- i'm not weeing in a box! ( horn honks ) that's really very helpful. thank you, you... hole! you said-- i did not say anything of the kind. sorry to, uh, to keep you, peter. no problem. okay, you can relax. i really don't think this is gonna be a problem. good. now, the first thing i'd like to get on record is that everything that happens inside this building is child-centered. it's a school. exactly. and so the welfare of the children is paramount, in accordance with best practice, obviously. now, then, this remark of yours that kemal found
you don't want to use that. it's got holes in it. i know, but i'm gonna put this-- hold on, because i've got a really very good idea. keep holding! pass that over, will you? can you climb over and help him? help him? how? well, hold it. hold what? the box! otherwise, it'll go everywhere! no, i... i'd have to take my seatbelt off. well, live a little! go on! we all know how much you like to break the rules! ( horn honks ) if you do that one more time, i'm gonna...! okay. now, you're gonna have...
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Jan 25, 2011
01/11
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she's not used to looking after him. oh, i doubt it. she seems to be coping really well, which is good, isn't it? i'm going to go and watch the big telly. well, it is good, isn't it? i mean, for all of us. of course it's good, i know that. i do understand, you know. understand what? well, you've been looking after your dad for ages. your sister breezes in and just takes over. it's only human nature that you're gonna feel a bit... a bit what? supplanted. ( scoffs ) supplanted? why would i feel supplanted? i don't feel supplanted. ( doorbell rings ) ooh, that'll be jane. alexa! don't get involved! alexa! here i am, late again. what am i like? you must be so fed up with me. not at all. alexa! she's probably hiding. little terror. she always does that. alexa, come on! nice evening. yeah. alexa! i got lost on the way over here. can you believe that? i've been here hundreds of times. yes, you have. i always confuse the two roundabouts. ( chuckles ) oh, no. ( sighs ) do you want to come in for a drink? no! oh, no. i can't stop. thank you, god.
she's not used to looking after him. oh, i doubt it. she seems to be coping really well, which is good, isn't it? i'm going to go and watch the big telly. well, it is good, isn't it? i mean, for all of us. of course it's good, i know that. i do understand, you know. understand what? well, you've been looking after your dad for ages. your sister breezes in and just takes over. it's only human nature that you're gonna feel a bit... a bit what? supplanted. ( scoffs ) supplanted? why would i feel...
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Oct 9, 2011
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he died to save us all. that's a bit selfish of humankind, isn't it? well, couldn't he find another way, like writing to somebody to tell them to be a bit better? otherwise, something bad's gonna happen, or like-- or like-- oh, goodness. oh, look, i really must be-- when jesus was being crucified... actually, uh, i just realized there's a few people i must go and speak to. ...ask god to send a meteorite and destroy all the troops of the romans who were... well, it was the way god choose to sacrifice his only son. he wanted to show us how important it was, so he chose the most precious thing in the world to him, and the most precious thing in the world to him was jesus. but then why did he kill him? so, have you got kids? no. no, my lifestyle's never really left any room for it, you know? i love my globe trotting too much. right. no, i-i couldn't do what sue does. jesus says we should forgive everybody. yes, that's right. sorry, you are...? this is mary, my assistant bridesmaid. okay. well, i'll be off. so, what would jesus do if someone stole his mobil
he died to save us all. that's a bit selfish of humankind, isn't it? well, couldn't he find another way, like writing to somebody to tell them to be a bit better? otherwise, something bad's gonna happen, or like-- or like-- oh, goodness. oh, look, i really must be-- when jesus was being crucified... actually, uh, i just realized there's a few people i must go and speak to. ...ask god to send a meteorite and destroy all the troops of the romans who were... well, it was the way god choose to...
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Sep 25, 2011
09/11
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yeah, fairies do, but fairies are very unlikely to tie us up and rob us in our beds, you know, so... but if a fairies can get in, definitely demons can get in. no. and little gremlins. what about, um, goblins? goblins can't come down. don't exist. ...gremlin. they don't exist. yes, but then who makes little presents for santa to bring to all the little children? well, elves. elves. elves. will you please go back to bed? what about if a badger came down? badgers exist, but they're very unlikely to be burgling us. you should be in bed. no, because i'm scared just like ben. don't do the door. what about crazy bat thingy from doctor who? i've got to go. i've got to go downstairs. what about a big ginormous tarantula, creeping, and then it comes onto the bed and kills us with its ginormous... ( imitates claws crushing ) things. rajasthan is probably my, ooh, second favorite indian state after kerala, but ahead of tamil nadu and west bengal. so what part of india are you from? pakistan. well, my family... way back. but ravi's family's indian. oh, so which parts of india do you recommend? i
yeah, fairies do, but fairies are very unlikely to tie us up and rob us in our beds, you know, so... but if a fairies can get in, definitely demons can get in. no. and little gremlins. what about, um, goblins? goblins can't come down. don't exist. ...gremlin. they don't exist. yes, but then who makes little presents for santa to bring to all the little children? well, elves. elves. elves. will you please go back to bed? what about if a badger came down? badgers exist, but they're very unlikely...
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Oct 30, 2011
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everybody's looking at us, mummy. yes, i know, darling.
everybody's looking at us, mummy. yes, i know, darling.
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Jan 4, 2011
01/11
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right, well, probably best not to use those too often. why don't you, um, go off and find your shoe? what was all that about? look, i'm really-- i'm really sorry about last night. it's just... no, it was me. no--no-- it was me, because i hadn't really thought it through. well, that's true, but it was me. i hadn't. no, it was me. it was me. it's usually me. well... it was mostly me. well, yeah. it was me. tight bum. ponk. ( machine tool whirs ) ben! put that down! it's for show-and-tell. this is not for show-and-tell, because a) you could hurt someone with that, b) it's daddy's, and c) show-and-tell is still on fridays. ♪ a, b, c, d ♪ i, j, h dad: ...driving me nuts. dad: i've warned you about this lying, haven't i, ben? ignore. no one likes little boys who lie. ignore. you know what happened to pinocchio? no one liked-- but he's a cartoon. he's not real. you've got to stop lying. ♪ q, r, t you have to stop lying, ben, because nobody likes little boys who lie, do they? some people do. russ likes me, nathan likes me, dion likes me. we
right, well, probably best not to use those too often. why don't you, um, go off and find your shoe? what was all that about? look, i'm really-- i'm really sorry about last night. it's just... no, it was me. no--no-- it was me, because i hadn't really thought it through. well, that's true, but it was me. i hadn't. no, it was me. it was me. it's usually me. well... it was mostly me. well, yeah. it was me. tight bum. ponk. ( machine tool whirs ) ben! put that down! it's for show-and-tell. this is...
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Feb 22, 2011
02/11
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i suppose it would stop us getting deeper into the hole. ben (chanting): ♪ jake's texting jo, jake's in love with jo ♪ ♪ jake wants to sext jo ben! can't you control him? i think you know the answer to that. ♪ you're taking the beeping beep ♪ ♪ i've seen better beeping souffle ♪ ♪ up your beeping beep beep oh! boo hoo! waah haah! i hate hell's kitchen! it's too hot, it's too horrid. oh, boo hoo! bye bye! bye bye! ( sobbing noises ) pete. you've rearranged the stuff i put it in the dishwasher. that's because the knives don't clean properly unless they are blade up. if you put the blade up, you're going to stab yourself. there is a mouse in the trap in the laundry room. dead? no, he's doing his laundry. can you deal with it, please? ( doorbell ) jake, can you let jane and alexa in, please? can i have some ice cream money? you've got money in your piggy bank. i spent it. what on? on my friends. well, that's nice. i gave everybody in my class 20p. why? so they'd vote for me in the school council election. ben, you can't give all
i suppose it would stop us getting deeper into the hole. ben (chanting): ♪ jake's texting jo, jake's in love with jo ♪ ♪ jake wants to sext jo ben! can't you control him? i think you know the answer to that. ♪ you're taking the beeping beep ♪ ♪ i've seen better beeping souffle ♪ ♪ up your beeping beep beep oh! boo hoo! waah haah! i hate hell's kitchen! it's too hot, it's too horrid. oh, boo hoo! bye bye! bye bye! ( sobbing noises ) pete. you've rearranged the stuff i put it in...
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Jan 14, 2011
01/11
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could be quicker if you use a hose. false alarm. trick or treaters. what, in september? god, i hate all that american stuff. god, so do i. it's like when angela comes back with all that "sidewalk" and "cookie" crap. i mean, she's english! oh, no, no, sorry. she's a citizen of the world. yeah, well-- i know what's gonna happen. she's gonna drop by, she's gonna give dad half an hour of her precious time, and then she's gonna bugger off to find herself-- again. i mean, she-- can you stop going on about bloody angela?! i didn't mean to snap at you, it's just that when you go off on one about angela, that's quite a lot of the day gone. ( phone rings ) ( ringing ) hello? oh, hi. oh, no. okay. uh, i'll bring him out. no, no, that's fine. it's your mum, she can't park. she's probably on the run from the police. the police thing isn't true. really? and my-dad-throwing-the-brick thing isn't true. isn't it? ben told me to say that stuff. ( sighs ) bye-bye, ben's mum. thank you for having me. deion, you got everything? yes. mum, can you get pusscat from the car?! did mummy put you o
could be quicker if you use a hose. false alarm. trick or treaters. what, in september? god, i hate all that american stuff. god, so do i. it's like when angela comes back with all that "sidewalk" and "cookie" crap. i mean, she's english! oh, no, no, sorry. she's a citizen of the world. yeah, well-- i know what's gonna happen. she's gonna drop by, she's gonna give dad half an hour of her precious time, and then she's gonna bugger off to find herself-- again. i mean, she--...
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Feb 16, 2011
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pe getting ht because-- and the cow's killing them use the cow doesn't want to be made intoood.becausli so ty're me ouof cowsand pigs andffik so that's whi drawpiure -- s. thatakes sense. i'm gonna keep hold of that one. ecial one.there'ese. oh, are they lovely! know what i gonna do? dad: ben, i toou say fm stapldidn't i? rlin go and get your shoe, 'cause i'm gonna at themi'm gonn really look at them all and havethink t themally ts and u'onna ganfiour oe. f go. we nd to it's lovel that kids it rit to the edge. try to ha a go him he'll ve reaming fit. and we d havee. wasn'tnng on-- ruler not transparent anne ansparent ru n! i cearmoveme s i ve a ansprur. dowo i know exactlywhere toe.god's sas! pete. stsy.easy ea wt?it's his feconda don'tanto make m any more nervous. ust easy d gonnama him nerus. dothe ov-cful orhe bouncy alng him " sqre" or "mate-o just--ju east. stry andbit reatural but less self-conscious. ve you seen my keys? le tmhere is mor sorry i can't help you. i'nctratg noonsc n! he yohidingy keys aga? kare seen my keys?no dad:ake? one transparent... rulee you , uire u got erhi?
pe getting ht because-- and the cow's killing them use the cow doesn't want to be made intoood.becausli so ty're me ouof cowsand pigs andffik so that's whi drawpiure -- s. thatakes sense. i'm gonna keep hold of that one. ecial one.there'ese. oh, are they lovely! know what i gonna do? dad: ben, i toou say fm stapldidn't i? rlin go and get your shoe, 'cause i'm gonna at themi'm gonn really look at them all and havethink t themally ts and u'onna ganfiour oe. f go. we nd to it's lovel that kids it...